Duct Wars: Forgotten Past 2002
Juan Zi Nobie is on his deathbed and recounts the story of his past. The Evil Emperor fights the freedom fighters. In the present the emperor comes back and must be defeated again.
Juan Zi Nobie is on his deathbed and recounts the story of his past. The Evil Emperor fights the freedom fighters. In the present the emperor comes back and must be defeated again.
The Cottontail forest is overrun by legions of the undead. Soldiers and some friends go in to stop the threat. Who will make it out alive?
Duct Dann recalls an earlier adventure involving zombie kidnapping.
The zaniness continued and although it will never match the original, there is some merit to the effort.
Bob Cratchet is working for next to nothing, and doesn't get any more wood for the fire. He has to prick his finger for blood so he can write, and he is not allowed to go to the GAP. At home, his daughter is going to die, so she must finish her dusting quickly. Then at night Auntie Helga comes home and is greeted Marley. Marley warns her about three ghosts who will visit during the night. The first ghost comes and is only a head. He shows her the past. Then the ghost of the present comes and is huge. He shows her Bob Cratchet talking to his dead his daughter pretending she is alive. Then the Scream guy comes and tries to kill her, but she thinks he is the ghost of the future, so she leaves to see what the future will hold. The real ghost of the future comes and is confused why she isn't there. He meets up with the Scream guy and they fight to the death. Auntie Helga never learns her lesson and feed scraps from the largest turkey to Bob Cratchet who has to beg for them under the table.
Pat the Vampire has been given a pair of impostor sunglasses that he must destroy. The glasses must be destroyed before any zombie can get them, or that zombie will become the king of the zombies and have the power to leave the Cottontail Fourest. Pat is sent out but when he gets loft, he calls Soldier Chris for help. Soldier Chris enlists the help of Simon and Duct Dann to create the Fellowship of the Blood Pack. Sporting powerful sunglasses, the pack races for the fourest as fast as they can. Duct Dann picks up a weird man by hitting him while racing to the fourest. Neddy Walker, a blind photographer joins the pack. Pat is must face the burden of the sunglasses, as he faces zombies dancing and flapping like they never have before, in order to gain control over the glasses.
Juan Zi Nobie and Dantin have retired from active duty and are replaced by Christo and Katano. The Masked empire hires a freelance rogue to kill the ally Silver Alien and use his identity to wage war on the Ductorians
Three rich gamblers are tired of their poker games and decide on a new game. This game consists of 6 players who will be put in the forest and fight to the finish.
Goshzilla teams up with Sharkra to terrorize more guys.
Goshzilla terrorizes a friend and each new friend he makes. Then there is a lovely song at the end.
A man is trying to sell a piece of land with a crop circle on it. An FBI agent tries to arrest him for this, but he gets away. He find instead an alien tool, which a shape shifting alien steals back. He/she shows the agent the crop circles as a trade for keeping the land. A spaceship lands and the agent enters it. He finds a decaying alien, with an egg on it. He gets chased by another alien and kills it, only to have it regenerate and kill him. The agent is healed by an alien and knows they'll return!
The Masked empire is growing in strength. Council members Juan Zi Nobie and Dantin must find new recruits to help fight for the Ductorian way of life.