Featurette Productions

Dr. Whoozis' vitamin and exercise routine turn young girls into super-charged pin-up models

Arthur Whitney wants to learn about love making.

Don Kennelly with a little pirate music.

Ted Jones from Oskosh Wisconsin, orders five women by mail. They arrive for inspection in large cardboard boxes, each with the name of the girl inside: Jane, Joyce, Sue, Laura and Betty. He proceeds to make his choice.